Thursday, September 30, 2004

I'm good for $25 mil...

Apparently word of my financial tightfistedness has finally spread. The ex-wife of President Mobutu just emailed me today, asking permission to transfer $25 million to my bank account so I could watch it for her for 5 years. She said they need to get it out of Africa where it will be safe. She said it was important, and she seemed so nice that as a token of my gratitude I invited her to join gmail.

I think we can all learn a lesson from this.

1 comment:

Kenton Finkbeiner said...

I got an email from Ari Fleischer saying the same thing....

I thought Jewish people had a lot of money...