Thursday, October 06, 2005

My life is uninteresting at the moment

So here's a post from the reserve. Fresh evidence that disco came to Scotland to die:

Don't try this at home

Apparently they have exhumed its stinking, rotting corpse and are marketing it in shiny wrappings. The flavor on the left, that you can't see, is called "Boogie Down Beef." It is what it says.

5 comments:

Justin said...

You mean it wasn't already dead in America?

Joel A. Shaver said...

Back in the late 70s it knew the end was coming, and it kept having all these coughing fits... People thought it died in the US but it actually fled to Scotland for a little before it died. You know how a cat will run away sometimes when it knows it's going to die? Yeah.

Kenton Finkbeiner said...

Disco died on July 12, 1979. So those are some pretty old chips or whatever is in that bag...

Joel A. Shaver said...

Interesting...

Tia said...

It would take a cat a long time to swim from America to Scotland.