Saturday, March 13, 2010

Shampoo

Purely in an effort to be the top Google result for the phrase +"salmiak shampoo", Joel and Heather present for your edification:

Ten Bad Shampoo Flavors

  1. Savory Salmiak (The Finns eat it, but we call it Windex)
  2. Creamy Bleu Cheese
  3. Zesty Garlic & Onion
  4. Revitalizing Kimchi (or Sumptuous Sauerkraut)
  5. Ballpark Franks (It's not summer yet!)*
  6. Marmite Morning (Vegemite if you prefer, mate)
  7. Durian Breeze (Wikipedia says: "The edible flesh emits a distinctive odour, strong and penetrating even when the husk is intact. Some people regard the durian as fragrant; others find the aroma overpowering and offensive. The smell evokes reactions from deep appreciation to intense disgust. The odour has led to the fruit's banishment from certain hotels and public transportation in southeast Asia." My personal experience has been of a strong diesel flavor with a hint of strawberry.)
  8. Spicy Refried Beans
  9. Mom's Tuna Casserole
  10. Egg Salad
Bonus: Any soup. Cream of mushroom? Vegetable beef? Alphabet, even?!
Any we missed?

*Meat flavors are pretty much cheating, so we tried to limit those. Crispy BLT sounds ok to me though.