What?!? A Serious Post???
I thought I'd be a little unorthodox and just put a standard news update--a list of all the important issues--here.
Item 1:
I have a girlfriend. Her image may be viewed here. Her name is Heather and she is wicked cool. Her blog, however, is dead, or, as Heather says, its glory days are over.
Item 2:
I'm leaving. I was accepted to the University of Glasgow for my MLitt in English Language and Linguistics. I'll be gone from September of 2005 to September of 2006. Anyone wishing to make a large monetary donation...
This also means that I've graduated from UW.
Item C:
I have a temporary job for the summer. I'm an apprentice! Hopefully I get to learn some carpentry, tile work, and stone-cutting... And my employer is a dadaist! At least, I think he is... That, or the lack of eight ambulatory lemons.
Item 4:
I stepped on my own finger the other day. Now my fingernail has a little white scratch on it and my finger is sore.
Item 5:
