Thursday, March 02, 2006
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
OLD NEWS
Heather just came to visit me, like, three months ago! I thought I should start putting up some of the pictures that resulted from that. If you're attentive, you will probably understand the progression of events. This will be the first of well.. quite a few graphics-heavy posts submitted at highly irregular intervals.
SO.
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Friday, February 17, 2006
It's not so much a CASTLE...
I suppose the previous post has been up long enough for now... There will be many more pictures of Heather and me to come, I can promise! I think I'm going to try to post some from our trip around the UK, actually, so it will be a little bit of a step back in time. Hopefully nothing too jarring for those of us with weaker constitutions...
I had the opportunity to climb to the top of the University tower today, with a group of International students (Here is a picture of the tower, for anyone who doesn't remember). It was amazingly sunny, and the haze that usually covers the city like a poorly-applied coat of primer had apparently been cleared away for the occasion. Of course, I brought my camera! And of course, I didn't get any pictures of the town that I'd feel great about posting on my blog! If you want to see some of them, and get an idea of the location of campus in relation to my house, feel free to look here and here and here.
I did take a few pictures I think I can show you, however. Well. Look.
Left: The stairs at the top of the tower, seen from the top of the tower.
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Above: The shutters in the room below the bells |
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006
News of Great Import
On January 5, 2006, in the Glasgow Necropolis, under the steady but approving gaze of a statue of John Knox, I made a proposal to my best friend Heather Ehli that we become married.
Heather thought this was a good idea, and instantly agreed.
This makes her my fiancée.
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Thursday, November 24, 2005
Unas Aventuras con Alejandro
Alex came over to visit from Spain. It is a lot colder here.
I'll put up a longer post with more words soon! Honestly!
Here are more pictures, though.
Alex learns a few of the moves from Shiva.
This is the name of a real store in Glasgow. It doesn't mean what you think it means.
We went to Edinburgh. They put up signs to make you feel stupid.
We got tired.
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Friday, November 11, 2005
Monday, November 07, 2005
Isle of Skye
Sorry I haven't been updating again (he says to his untold legions of faithful fans). But to make up for it (how can one ever?), here are some pictures from my recent trip to the Isle of Skye. Scotland is a pretty amazing place!
The ruins of Duntulm Castle, Isle of Skye. Supposedly the only male heir of the MacDonald clan was accidentally dropped to his death through this window by his nursemaid in her eagerness to show off the chieftain's newly-born son. The baby, the nurse, and the chieftain are said to haunt the castle, which was abandoned in the 1700s.
Fairy Falls, Isle of Skye. Our tour group is drinking the water from the falls, hoping the fairies will grant their wishes.
Crows near the battlefield of Culloden. Culloden was the last battle on UK soil, fought between the Scottish Jacobites under Bonnie Prince Charlie, and the English. Charlie fled the scene 30 minutes into the battle and ran away to France, surrendering Scotland once again to England.
Elian Donan Castle, Loch Alsh. Yes, for all of you who have been asking, I visited Loch Ness, too! No monster, though: He and I have been keeping up regular correspondence and may meet for coffee at some point during my stay here.
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Saturday, October 08, 2005
Thursday, October 06, 2005
My life is uninteresting at the moment
So here's a post from the reserve. Fresh evidence that disco came to Scotland to die:
Apparently they have exhumed its stinking, rotting corpse and are marketing it in shiny wrappings. The flavor on the left, that you can't see, is called "Boogie Down Beef." It is what it says.
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Friday, September 30, 2005
The Uni
Sorry not to have posted in a few days... I have a story of what I hope the rest of the year will be like.
I arrived at 12 University Gardens, Rm 1 for my History of Enlish Language class, as indicated on my schedule, only to find that I had the wrong room. Luckily, my adviser, Jeremy Smith, was on his way out to teach the lecture and he informed me that it was to be held in a mysterious auditorium known only as "The Gloag." This is the sort of information I like to hear, as, of course, there has never been any sort of information session informing us how to find rooms on campus solely on the basis of arcane naming schemes; neither do any of these names appear on any map of the University (of which there are precious few, may I add!).
I followed Jeremy across the campus, and into one of the buildings that he informed me used to be the private residence of one of the University's original 12 professors. Three right turns, a hallway, and a staircase later, we were faced by a door with a timeworn plaque reading "The Gloag." I only hope I can find it on my own next time...
Here are a couple of pictures I've taken of the University's main building and tower. It was built in the mid-19th century to look old, so don't be deceived.
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Monday, September 26, 2005
Slugger O'Toole
This is an interesting blog on politics and life in Northern Ireland. The style is to post something controversial or interesting and let the comments fly. Lots of perspective!
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Friday, September 23, 2005
Necropolitan is not an ice cream.
On my first non-sick free day in a week, I celebrated by going with my German friend Torsten to the St Mungo Museum of Religious Life and Art. There really was a broad variety of religions represented, and it was interesting to see things mixed by theme in places (I wonder whether St. John and Shiva duke it out at night?). It was also odd to see Christianity | |
represented so clinically and often incompletely. The exhibits tended to focus on the various paraphernalia used by Catholic and Episcopal churches, and what little doctrine it explained seemed wide of the mark. The museum is, of necessity, a secular institution, but I thought it took much greater pains than necessary to dismiss the validity of faith. Still an | ![]() St. Mungo's Cathedral |
interesting visit... The museum is one of those buildings in Glasgow that has been built to look old (15th-century style). What a city Glasgow is! They knock down all their old stuff to build new stuff that looks like the old stuff, but trendier... | |
Torsten left from the museum and I went on to visit St. Mungo's Cathedral, the oldest cathedral in Glasgow, that was saved by the labor guilds when the Reformers wanted to tear it down. I continued from there to the Glasgow Necropolis. The Necropolis was set aside in the mid-19th century by the wealthy merchants of Glasgow as an elaborate burial ground, and also an attempt to control the spread of disease that plagued the city during that time. It's built up on a high hill near the center of the old city and there's quite a view from the top. I'm all about old graveyards!!! It's pretty sobering to see a huge hill of gravestones rising out of the middle of a living city. | ![]() ![]() |
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Thursday, September 22, 2005
If I wrote a title here, it would be optimistic
But I can't stand optimistic titles, so I won't.
Today marks the first day I've felt at all comfortable here. Things just started out right-- I saw my first 60's Jaguar XKE today! I met several people in my department, and all were friendly, outgoing, and nice to talk to!
I also met my course supervisor, Dr. Jeremy Smith, who, in addition to speaking slightly like Wallace (Of Wallace and Gromit), has a warm personality and an infectious grin.
After the enrolment meetings, I went to the exclusive postgraduate club, which had a terrific small-community coffee-shop gestalt, and good music on the house speakers.
After quickly finding everything I needed at the local supermarket (Heather knows how rare this is, even in the US!) I walked home just in time to catch Heather on AIM before she left for work.
On top of all this, my cold seems to be letting up, my room is finally clean, my bed has fresh sheets on it...
AND...
...
I actually COOKED A MEAL FOR MYSELF.
By which I mean that I used ingredients that were not previously cooked and compiled a complete dinner! I fried the sausages, baked the potato, sliced the carrots and the cheese— I even made a pot of tea!
I know it's out of character for me to speak in terms such as these... Extreme situations call for extreme language.
Please bear with me.
Also, English mustard is just the thing for one's sinuses.
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Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Army Fashion
I went into a military surplus store near my flat today. At first it seemed much like most U.S. military stores, until I noticed the total absence of anything dangerous. No Sheffield service knives, no machetes, hatchets... I think they might have sold kitchen matches. They had those cool British army sweaters-- the kind with reinforced shoulders and elbows. I think I'll buy one, but I have to decide whether I want army or navy (drab or blue). Suggestions? The British call sweaters "jumpers," but the idea of an Army jumper strikes me as a terrible juxtaposition. The sight of tough British troops advancing | |
resolutely in pinafores is certainly an intimidating prospect, but I think the reason is other than they intend. Luckily for me, when I buy one, I think I'm allowed to substitute the word "jersey" if I'm too embarrassed. May I also take this opportunity to recommend Victory Lozenges! Forged for strength! I don't know if they're helping my cold, but they sure taste nice. | ![]() |
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Monday, September 19, 2005
Abstruse Bloviations
Nate finally fixed his blog... One of these days I'll put the link back on my sidebar.
There may not be a lot of updating for a few days because I seem to have caught a cold, and I am confining myself to my flat, where the previously-lauded tea flows like ... liquid...
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Saturday, September 17, 2005
Stirling Castle
Here are some pictures from my trip to Stirling Castle today! I'm not going to try as hard on formatting this time.
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![]() The William Wallace Monument |
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Regarding Fish & Chips
When you go for fish & chips and ask for a single, they give you a single entire fish...
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Tuesday, September 13, 2005
FREE QUALITY TEASPOON
Tested a theory today... The cheapest Scottish tea is better than any American tea I've had.
£1.20 or so for 80 bags!
Plus it came with a free spoon!
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Monday, September 12, 2005
Some preliminary incidentals
Glasgow is in Lanarkshire (at least the part of Glasgow I'm in...), and, as far as I can tell, they drink mainly Stella Artois, which is one of my favorites!
Tomorrow I have an appointment with destiny, in the form of Gary's Licenced Grocers.
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Monday, September 05, 2005
My musical weekend
![]() | This seems to be rapidly (rabidly?) changing into a PHOTO BLOG. Check back for comments and photos from Scotland, where they do things funny. I'm leaving Saturday... |
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Monday, August 15, 2005
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Thursday, June 30, 2005
What?!? A Serious Post???
I thought I'd be a little unorthodox and just put a standard news update--a list of all the important issues--here.
Item 1:
I have a girlfriend. Her image may be viewed here. Her name is Heather and she is wicked cool. Her blog, however, is dead, or, as Heather says, its glory days are over.
Item 2:
I'm leaving. I was accepted to the University of Glasgow for my MLitt in English Language and Linguistics. I'll be gone from September of 2005 to September of 2006. Anyone wishing to make a large monetary donation...
This also means that I've graduated from UW.
Item C:
I have a temporary job for the summer. I'm an apprentice! Hopefully I get to learn some carpentry, tile work, and stone-cutting... And my employer is a dadaist! At least, I think he is... That, or the lack of eight ambulatory lemons.
Item 4:
I stepped on my own finger the other day. Now my fingernail has a little white scratch on it and my finger is sore.
Item 5:
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Saturday, June 25, 2005
Monday, June 20, 2005
Jobs I'm thinking of looking at
This is more convenient and more annoying than just emailing myself the list.
http://seattle.craigslist.org/ret/79704167.html
http://seattle.craigslist.org/trd/79748885.html
http://seattle.craigslist.org/wri/79366906.html
More to follow.
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Thursday, May 05, 2005
More from a government job
We've resolved that it should be formal government job etiquette to not make calls to other departments after a certain point in the afternoon. It seems that everyone waits until the last minute to try to press all their orders through, which makes us all ... up-tight.
To this end, my co-workers and I propose that beginning at 4:20 on weekday afternoons, reggae be piped through all government office sound systems. Mellow mood has got me...
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Friday, April 15, 2005
Chiliwack is larger than you'd expect.
I have decided that I have another story worth telling.
Last Sunday, Heather, Shelley, and I, after partaking in a truly EPIC feast of the Thai variety (hosted and prepared with help by my new family, the Dickersons), were talking about how to spend the rest of the afternoon. Suddenly, someone (I think Shelley) said, "we could go to Canada..." So that's what we did. We left at about 6:00 pm from Seattle and, having decided to go somewhere less conventional than Vancouver, drove up to the border at Sumas/Abbotsford- we got there at around 7:30 or 8. On that crossing, the patrol on duty was slightly suspicious of our motives, but let us pass unhindered.
Upon crossing the border, we decided to drive the extra 20 minutes to Chiliwack: we found the name exotic and enticing, and expected the town itself to live up to the standards it had set by adopting this title. We were not disappointed. The restaurant we ate at (masquerading as a sports pub) was actually a culinary Mecca, specializing in such delicacies as Yorkshire pudding. To boot (as they might say up there), we dined in an amazing outdoor patio by a gas firepit.
After finding and touring a Canadian store, which, counter to its appearances, assured us that it was not simply a Fred Meyer with slightly raised vowel pronunciation, we prepared to cross the border (at around 10:00) to return Stateside. At this crossing, however, the guards were less easygoing and were incredulous at our claims that we had traveled all the way from Seattle just for dinner on a Sunday night. We proceeded inside, at their urging, and waited while they searched our car and made us fill out customs forms. We were too happy and tired to care, however...
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Sunday, April 03, 2005
Please pass the bureaucracy? Or have someone do it...
Here is an anecdote from my new place of occupation.
The other day, I was sitting at my desk in the Health Sciences building, working, and the phone rang. I answered it "Classroom services," as I was accustomed to do.
"Hi," said the voice on the other end. "We're having a blood drive over here in the lobby, and we can't really see what we're doing. Could you turn on the rest of the fluorescent lights for us?"
"I'll see what I can do," I answered. I asked my co-worker Joe if I could go down and do that for them.
"No," he said, "I think the Physical Plant handles lights."
"So should I call them?" I asked.
"Yeah... You could probably do that."
Then I called the Physical Plant. "Physical plant," the lady said.
"Hi, this is Joel in classroom services," I began, "and I'm calling regarding a request I've just received to turn on the rest of the lights in the Health Sciences lobby for a blood drive they're having. They can't really see what they're doing."
"The lobby? Man! I put in a work order a week ago to have those turned on."
"Oh... Right..."
"They're on break now, so they won't be able to turn on the lights until 10:00..."
"I guess that will be fine," I said, and promptly hung up the phone in amazement at the mass amounts of eerie glowing crimson tape suddenly spilling out from the phone and inundating my desk.
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Saturday, March 12, 2005
Consonant preaspiration and gemination in Modern Icelandic
Though there are interesting features both in the consonant and vowel repertories of Icelandic, this paper will focus primarily upon Icelandic consonant phenomena, primarily those of aspiration, and where related, gemination. This paper will contain a brief introduction to the Icelandic consonant inventory and some cursory information on the diachronic progression of Icelandic consonants (which is helpful in that it enables one to predict Modern Icelandic pronunciation from the orthography, as I have done for this paper). Also introduced are some of the previous and current theories related to Icelandic consonant preaspiration. This will be followed by a survey of some of the data I have compiled from grammars and dictionaries, an analysis of the data as well as a discussion of possible derivations and rules governing preaspiration, and finally a discussion of some problems inherent in a purely syllable-based analysis.
Icelandic stops, instead of contrasting between voiced and unvoiced, use aspiration contrastively. Historically, consonants all contrasted based on voicing, and the orthography represents the earlier voiced contrast rather than the modern, aspirated one: though there are no longer any voiced stops in Modern Icelandic, the orthography includes b, d, gj, and g. Underlyingly, however, these sounds have changed to unaspirated [p, t, c, k], which are in contrastive distribution with [ph, th, ch, kh] (p, t, kj, and k, respectively, as seen in the orthography).
A feature of Modern Icelandic that makes it an interesting study is the presence of preaspiration in certain environments. Several arguments have been suggested to account for preaspiration, which Hansson (2003:24) deems a 'diachronically highly unstable' phenomenon. It is important to consider these arguments before examining the data, in order to assess their appropriateness. Preaspiration is not reflected in the orthography of Icelandic (though it can be accurately predicted from it, either from the orthographically represented gemination or based on environment), but it does not appear to be an allophonic phenomenon. There are several minimal and many near-minimal pairs that illustrate its contrastive status, and Hansson (2003), based on durational studies, suggests that, rather than a 'preaspiration' feature of the consonant, there is a full [h] segment, as part of a surface cluster. Implementing Hansson's suggestion, the Icelandic word epli ('apple') is transcribed as [ ɛhplɪ ] rather than as [ɛhplɪ], the method which had often previously been used. Because of the extreme vowel coloring that almost always occurs in a situation of preaspiration, Hansson also reflects the devoiced vowel in his analyses, and an allophonic equivalent to the previous example includes a devoiced [ɛ]. Though I accept Hansson's suggestion that there is no actual [preaspiration] feature, I continue to use the word to describe the phenomenon of h + deaspirated stop clusters, due to convenience.
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Sunday, January 09, 2005
Why doesn't anyone ever get drowned in effigy?
It's nice of the paper to group all the comics I hate together into one section—I just wish it didn't take up all four pages.
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Breaking news: For all of my readers in England (I'm pretty sure that excludes just about everyone): I managed to hook up a British phone number to my computer phone in addition to the Olympia one. So, if you're English, and reading my blog, please call me and tell me WHY.
0870 - 3404200
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Monday, January 03, 2005
I wasn't going to complain
Someone told me recently that my blog is boring. It's true, I haven't posted all break. It's hard to do so when to go home means a 6,000 mile trek on foot across tundra and volcanoes, and to get anything put on the Internet you have to use a combination of smoke signals, carrier pigeons, and flares. Those flares get expensive out there! Anyway, I hope everyone had a good Christmas and New Year's. Me, I caught malaria. Or a cold- I'm not sure which.
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Monday, November 29, 2004
Sacred Harp!
I have renewed my obsession with Shape Note singing—it must be in my roots. If you want to hear some music that is incomparably passionate, manically enthusiastic, totally unrefined, raucous, poorly recorded, repetitive, and unabashedly white (No complaints now, I gave you fair warning!) while still managing to praise God, go here and click to hear some of the mp3s. If you want to reproduce this type of music yourself, go here. If you're interested in the history, visit this site. Shape note singing is an Appalachian tradition- the notes on the page are different shapes to help people learn to read music. It's generally out of tune (like bluegrass, which is from the same area), because the people singing it aren't trained musicians, and the intervals tend toward open fifths—a very medieval feature. Anyway, if that description doesn't sound interesting you probably won't like it. It sure is very enthusiastic, though.
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Ready for another dream?
I dreamed that someone made us all (at UCU) some kind of orange drink for lunch and we were all drinking them through straws, trying to see how fast we could drink them, and at the same time trying to discover/climb some kind of mountain that was either in Greece or Essex (I was having trouble reading the map that for some reason was displayed in my head) and had some kind of shrine on/near it that was supposed to give us experience points. Meanwhile, Josh (Holly's brother) came over to see about delivering or filming some kind of claymation for which we were going to possibly use Ringo Starr as a voice actor. When Josh noticed that we had straws he wanted to have a battle with them (by rolling them up and popping them, then hitting each other). I wasn't too excited about that. Then I noticed that I had a TON of mail. And for some reason Coldplay was playing through the whole thing.
Let me know when you've had enough...
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Tuesday, November 23, 2004
Dream Trend
Let's all jump on this bandwagon!
Last night I dreamed that I was asleep, and my sister came in the room and woke me up, and asked what I dreamed. I smiled because I had had a really awesome dream, and I knew that when I woke up I'd be able to put it in my blog and it would be way more awesome than everyone else's dreams. I had her type up my dream for me so I could copy it and paste it later into my blog. She laughed the whole time because my dream was so funny. Then she left and I realized that it was still pretty early, so I went back to sleep.
That's all I can remember about my dream. I had another one, too, and it was something about monocles (I blame that on my discovery of this jewel yesterday). I don't remember what, though.
Man that dream in my dream was funny, though.
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Sunday, November 21, 2004
Pretty basic, really
In case anyone ever has trouble with their 1980 Celica, try hooking these two things together. It worked wonders for ours.
In other news, read this story and the ones surrounding it.
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Monday, November 15, 2004
I totally had a birthday.
Yesterday. All I can say is that all you people who missed out on eel pie missed out. Turns out Heather is The Master Eel Chef.
<--eel pie
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Thursday, November 11, 2004
There hasn't been anything of note lately
...UNTIL NOW!
Noteworthy enough to resort to capital letters, even! I got a phone number! Not a phone, or a cell phone, just a number. And I can answer it on my computer. It's an Olympia, WA number for some reason... I don't get that, but I'm not complaining. So if anyone's bored, here it is (against my better judgement): 1-360-516-1972. Don't no weirdos call, and don't call after 11 or so at night (my roomie likes his sleep), but you can even leave me voicemail if I don't answer. It's busy a lot, I can't call out, and sometimes the program crashes randomly, but I love it.
Also, if anyone has a service called FWD (free world dialup), my number on that is 519789
(edit: 30 seconds later)
This blog is a reflection of my soul: boring and stagnant. Don't expect any more than that or you'll be disappointed. Of course, you will be anyway... You should probably get used to it.
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Wednesday, October 13, 2004
SPORTS FOR PRESIDENT IN 2004
The last week has been utter turmoil for me. As the election day draws close, bringing with it the threat of the responsibility that every American must bear or be subject to chronic haranguing ("You HAVE to care! It's your RIGHT!"), I have been exhausting the search capabilities of the Internet, trying to find just that one political quiz that will clarify the whole mess and reach through the ethers to miraculously inscribe upon my (hypothetical) bumper the name of the only candidate whom I may sanely support in the presidential race.
After an entire week of this relentless pursuit of elucidation, I was about to give up, beaten down by the seeming utter lack of suitable candidates for the presidency. I had been through all the parties; Republicans, Democrats, Turtles, Emperors all hopefully presented to me their unique ideologies, and all were turned away--found unsuitable for this reason or that. I argued for hour upon hour with the acolytes of each school and remained stolidly skeptical as to their understanding of the systems they endorsed.
It wasn't until the last, hollow claims of the "Barking Spider Resurgence Party" echoed away to silence in my mind that I heard the sweet voice that was to utterly convince me. "What in this country does everyone agree on?" It asked. "What does everybody love?"
Of course! How can anyone not like sports? What could be more un-American than rooting against Team Spirit? Who in their mind cannot but "pull for the Home Team"?
That is why I ask you now to join with me in voting for Sports in the upcoming election. With Sports at our nation's head, we cannot fail in any endeavor. Sports must win in all situations.
Go Sports!
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Wednesday, October 06, 2004
No Truer Words
I came across a pearl of a poem in the ethers of the Internet today, and I had to share it with you all.
Watch these delicate sausages
Recall the moment their sweet juice rained hot on your tongue
I ache bitterly for this gift of meat
-Anonymous
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Thursday, September 30, 2004
I'm good for $25 mil...
Apparently word of my financial tightfistedness has finally spread. The ex-wife of President Mobutu just emailed me today, asking permission to transfer $25 million to my bank account so I could watch it for her for 5 years. She said they need to get it out of Africa where it will be safe. She said it was important, and she seemed so nice that as a token of my gratitude I invited her to join gmail.
I think we can all learn a lesson from this.
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Wednesday, September 29, 2004
Seattle was still here
School's looking ok so far. Old English should be a hūt. I have an average of one class per day, though that will soon change when I add another Icelandic class to the schedule. I'm starting to worry hugely about grad school. I'm hoping to apply to Glasgow- but will they have me?!
Stay tuned!
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Friday, September 17, 2004
My new baby
This is it. More to follow.
**Due to requests I have resized the image**
It is a lap steel guitar, by the way.
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Thursday, September 16, 2004
The Ultimate Sport (The Most Dangerous Game?)
I have invented Moose knife hunting. No license required in season. Who is with me?
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Tuesday, September 14, 2004
I am getting tired of seeing nothing new
Every day I check to see if Joel has perhaps updated his blog. Who am I trying to kid?
I'm bored of looking at that sickening picture, so I find that I am forced to take the initiative once again and update for him.
Hm, I guess I see why he hasn't been writing lately; he hasn't really done a lot except for serving my needs. We went to Spokane yesterday, and a couple of weeks ago, he bought a lap steel guitar. I think that he had a quarter of a pear this morning and 2 slices of bacon. Oh, uh, he went to the local thrift store today where he purchased a really old speaker-deal with a pick-up-thingy that you hook up to your telephone so that "everyone in the room can listen". He kept shoving it in my face while i was reading. I used to do things to him like that all the time, oh wait, i still do.
Oh, and by the way, i think that Joel's campaign for me was very effective. The emperor of the U.S. even posted a comment in my blog!
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Monday, August 09, 2004
Rallying the Troops
Hey guys,
How about helping a little sister in need? I know you all love reading my blog and leaving comments all the time, but I can't have all the attention. I'm writing this because it's serious. Could you all just read this blog and leave a comment or two? Just so she knows she's appreciated? I mean I don't blame all you guys for reading my blog all the time, too, but honestly, Shelley's pretty cool. And kind of funny. Sometimes. Check out the picture of her "swimming"-- I mean, that's adorable!
Thanks gang!
Your pal,
Joel
P.S. Can you beat that "hacking" she did on my blog with the password I gave her? She's a pistol!
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Friday, August 06, 2004
SABOTAGE!
HA-HAh, Itotally just hacked into Joel's account! Um, so, what have I done today? Well, I got up at 5:30 and went to work where I packaged blueberries; yes, I finally got a job. I even got paid today--a whopping $35 for this week. My boss, Stan, overpayed me last week. Um, then I came home, and Joel was on the computer. Well, that's about it for me!
Oh, and I stole all of Joel's Chuck E. Cheese's tokens. HAHA
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Thursday, August 05, 2004
There's a long line of cars...
So I'm still composing my magnum opus to sum up my entire summer, but here's something to pass the time, those of you who are lonely. And bored. And amused by idiocy.
We're trying to come up with a line of automobiles to complete the offering of the company that makes the Food in Uzbekistan.
So far we have the following:
Food - Sedan (The Food SS is also available: Travel with the comfort of your
very own ex-SS officer trapped in a cage under your seat!)
Tantrum - Sports Coupe
Transgressor - Sporty Sedan
Empanada - Pickup
Watusi - Wagon
Tendril - Amphicar? Motorcycle?
Cephalopod - Hybrid?
Nocturne - Convertible
Borgia - Deluxe Sedan
Piety - Economy Sedan
We still need a van name, and we're not stuck on the functions of the Tendril or the Cephalopod, though we're rather fond of the names.
Any feedback or further suggestions would be welcome.
Edit: We remembered today what the name of the SUV was! The Ragnarok.
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Tuesday, August 03, 2004
I'm using up a whole post
...Just to say that, thanks to my friend Kenton, two more friends, Ethan and Eric now have blogs.
Maybe now Eric will actually have to put something in his...
And Ethan-- You get one free link from me.
Anybody know how many more posts I'm allowed for the month?
More to follow.
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Sunday, July 11, 2004
Sunday, June 06, 2004
¡Qué Monstruosidad!
Well, it's turned out nice again, hasn't it?
I just bought a genuine monstrosity from an estate sale. Kenton says so. I don't have time to say a lot - got to write my paper, but here are some genuine pictures of this genuine monstrosity which I acquired for a sum total of $5. As an added bonus - you can see our new rug!
Until next time!
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Wednesday, June 02, 2004
Veni, vidi, volo in domum redire.
Well we had a big thing today- 18 mice all over our house, as a prank. We've caught or killed most of them and now we're trying to collect some without killing them because people want them as pets. My sister is taking two - she's naming them Cerberus and Geryon (after the giant who lowers Dante into the 8th circle of the Inferno). That reminded me of a t-shirt I liked when I saw it: Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditiones habes. It would fit her.
Anyway, we're thinking of releasing velociraptors in the girls' house (those who pranked us) as revenge. That or trouts. Pterodactyls would be too good for them.
We also went to the beach today. That was fun, unfortunately. K well that's enough for now.
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Tuesday, June 01, 2004
More non-entertainment
My family came over for the weekend, and it was great to see them. I always end up looking upon college as a sort of expensive exile where you end up making friends and learning stuff. But it's still exile, so having my parents over lessens the blow.
I'm afraid there's nothing else exciting to report. Our Arabic class just got SLAUGHTERED by our final. The length was a little longer than most of the prof's 2-hour finals, and we only had an hour to do it in. I thought I'd be all smart and take the hardest part, composition, first, and I spent less time on some of the other parts trying to write something for it. Then, right before the end of class the professor said "I see I've made the final too long. If you want to take the composition part home and do it tonight, that's fine." Oh well, at least I'm done. Heather taught me a shortcut to reading Arabic: hold it backwards up to a light, and read it through the paper, and it looks and reads just like English. I'm not kidding! Try it! No wonder their pronunciation sounds funny...
Tomorrow I have to do an oral presentation on Icelandic Literature. I've chosen to read aloud a particularly exciting segment of a saga in which a guy tries to get another guy to look at his sick cow. The guy responds, "I don't care about your cow." Maybe later, if you're good, I'll tell you how it ends.
A thing you all should look at if you haven't:
Honda's New Accord
It is not an animation, there are no cuts or camera tricks, and it took them 606 tries to film!
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